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V-Vegan, VG-Vegetarian, GF-Gluten Free, WF-Wheat Free, DF-Dairy Free, R-Raw Diet Friendly, N-Neutropenic Diet Friendly,
LK- Low Vitamin K, LC- Low Calcium

Meal ingredients are subject to change based on availability.

Please note that orders placed after 6pm will be available for pickup/delivery in 2 business days.
We currently only deliver to addresses inside Beltway 8.

 

Breakfast

$8.50
Mushroom & Herb Quiche with Jicama Hash Browns
Pastured organic eggs, almond, turmeric, mushrooms, herbs, unrefined coconut oil, jicama, grass-fed butter
(VG, WF, GF, DF, N, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(550 Calories, 27g Protein, 26g Carbohydrate, 37g Fat)

Suitable for:
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
$7.00
Banana Pancakes (3)
GF rolled oats, bananas , unrefined coconut oil, apple cider vinegar, pure grade B maple syrup, pastured eggs, grass-fed whey protein, mineral salt, baking soda, nutmeg, cinnamon, blueberries
(WF, VG, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(364 calories, 14g Protein, 33g Carbohydrate, 15 g Fat)
Suitable for:
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$6.50
Cinnamon Roll Quinoa Oatmeal
Quinoa, coconut milk, cinnamon, ginger, grass-fed whey protein powder, mineral salt, vanilla extract, walnuts, raisins, grade B maple syrup, house-made date syrup, cashew creme
(VG, WF, N, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 4
(540 Calories, 30g Protein, 60g Carbohydrate, 16g Fat)
Suitable for:
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Weight Gain
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$5.75
Apple Cinnamon Oatmeal
GF rolled oats, coconut milk, cinnamon, vanilla, grade B maple syrup, apples, cashew, cardamom
(V, GF, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(316 Calories, 12g Protein, 34g Carbohydrate, 17g Fat)
Suitable for:
Alleviation of Nausea
Post Treatment
Pre Treatment
Sore Mouth
Weight Gain
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$80
Personalized Meal Plan
Customized one week plan with 3 meals and snacks for each day, all from The Hippo Kitchen menu.

Includes consult and customized meal plan. Does not include meals.
$9
Peach Yogurt Parfait
Nancy's Organic Whole Milk Yogurt, Raw Granola (cashews, almonds, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, oat flour, ground flax seeds, unsweetened coconut flakes, dried cranberries, raisins, granny smith apples, medjool dates, unrefined coconut oil, tahini, fresh lemon juice, vanilla extract, pure grade B maple syrup, cinnamon, salt)

Served with fresh peaches
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2

(327 Calories, 11g Protein, 33g Carbohydrates, 18g Fat)
Alleviation of Constipation
Post Treatment
Pre Treatment

Entrees

$7.75
Soothing Chicken Congee
pastured chicken, black chicken broth, basmati rice, dashi, spinach, garlic chives, turmeric, soy-free organic chickpea miso
(WF, GF, DF, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(315 Calories, 34g Protein, 38g Carbohydrate, 2g Fat)

Suitable for:
Sore Mouth
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$8.50
Greek Salad with Quinoa
Quinoa, cucumber, tomatoes, onion, olives, peppers, herbs, olive oil, apple cider vinegar
(WF, V, DF)
Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(400 calories, 55g protein, 29g carbohydrate, 27g fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Post Treatment
$15.5
Asian Black Chicken & Rice Soup (16 oz)
Organic pastured Asian black chicken, olive oil, garlic, ginger, turmeric, onion, leek, carrots, celery, cremini mushrooms, long-grain white rice, bay leaf, kombu, basil, organic non-GMO miso, seasonal greens
(N, WF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(241 Calories, 20g Protein, 22g Carbohydrate, 9g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
$9
Grass Fed Beef Marrow Broth (16 oz)
Grass-fed cow marrow bone, carrots, yellow onions, leeks, celery, red potatoes, sweet potatoes, garnet yam, garlic, flat-leaf parsley, kombu, galangal, black peppercorns, whole allspice, juniper berries, bay leaf, apple cider vinegar, sea salt, turmeric
(LK, GF, WF, N, DF)
(140 Calories, 13g Protein, 2g Carbohydrate, 8g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$11
Broccoli Rice Soup (16 oz)
Broccoli, wild rice, onion, olive oil, garlic, celery root, black chicken stock, garlic chives, wakame, black pepper, grass-fed whey protein powder, nutritional yeast
(WF, VG, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(304 Calories, 26g Protein, 38g Carbohydrate, 7g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Alleviation of Diarrhea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
$9
Adzuki Bean & Onion Soup (16 oz)
Black chicken stock, adzuki beans, yellow onion, oregano, rosemary, olive oil, grass fed butter
(LK, GF, WF, VG)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(207 Calories, 11.5g Protein, 35g Carbohydrate, 3g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
$10
Asian Black Chicken Bone Broth (16 oz)
Black Asian chicken, carrots, yellow onion, leeks, celery, red potatoes, sweet potatoes, garnet yam, garlic, flat leaf parsley, kombu, galangal root, black peppercorns, whole allspice, juniper berries, bay leaf, apple cider vinegar, sea salt, tumeric
(LK, GF, WF, N, DF)
(60 Calories, 2g Protein, 0g Carbohydrates, 6g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Diarrhea
Alleviation of Constipation
$15
Grass Fed Beef Marrow Broth (32 oz)
Grass-fed cow marrow bone, carrots, yellow onions, leeks, celery, red potatoes, sweet potatoes, garnet yam, garlic, flat-leaf parsley, kombu, galangal root, black peppercorns, whole allspice, juniper berries, bay leaves, apple cider vinegar, sea salt, turmeric
(LK, GF, WF, N, DF)
(280 Calories, 26g Protein, 4g Carbohydrate, 16g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Post Treatment
Pre Treatment
Alleviation of Diarrhea
Alleviation of Constipation
$7
Vegetable Broth (16 oz)
Carrots, yellow onions, leeks, celery, red potatoes, sweet potatoes, garnet yam, garlic, flat-leafed parsley, kombu, galangal root, black peppercorns, whole allspice, juniper berries, bay leaf, apple cider vinegar, turmeric
(LK, GF, WF, N, DF, V)
(20 Calories, 1g Protein, 4g Carbohydrate, 0g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Alleviation of Nausea
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$12
Vegetable Broth (32 oz)
Carrots, yellow onions, leeks, celery, red potatoes, sweet potatoes, garnet yam, garlic, flat-leaf parsley, kombu, black peppercorns, whole allspice, juniper berries, bay leaf, apple cider vinegar, sea salt, turmeric
(LK, GF, WF, N, DF, V)
(40 Calories, 2g Protein, 8g Carbohydrate, 1g Fat)
Alleviation of Diarrhea
Alleviation of Constipation
Pre Treatment
Alleviation of Nausea
Post Treatment
$17.5
Orange Chicken on Cilantro Lime Rice (16 oz)
Orange Chicken (organic pastured chicken, orange juice and zest, ground cinnamon, cinnamon stick, ground coriander, fresh ginger, garlic), Cilantro Lime Rice (basmati rice, mineral salt, fresh cilantro, fresh lime juice), Glazed Mushrooms (cremini mushrooms, mineral salt, oregano, chicken stock, grass-fed butter)
(LK, WF, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(511 Calories, 29g Protein, 51g Carbohydrates, 20g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
$16.5
Massaged Kale Chicken Salad (16 oz)
Massaged Kale, Chicken Salad (organic pastured chicken, fresh pineapple, arame, walnuts), Miso Citrus Dressing (carrots, pineapple, lemon, shallot, tumeric, ginger, organic miso, raw apple cider vinegar, olive oil)
(GF, DF, WF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(317 Calories, 31g Protein, 21g Carbohydrate, 14g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
$18.5
BBQ Black Chicken over Mung Bean Mash (16 oz)
Organic pastured Asian black chicken, organic free range chicken, BBQ sauce (mustard powder, garlic powder, smoked paprika, tomato paste, apple cider vinegar, maple syrup), sauerkraut (cabbage, carrots, coriander seeds, cumin seeds, mineral salt), mung bean mash (mung beans, onion, garlic, chicken stock, mineral salt)
(LK, WF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(425 Calories, 30g Protein, 46g Carbohydrate, 10g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$11.5
BBQ Tempeh with Lemon Basil Green Beans
Chickpea Tempeh (chickpeas, vinegar, soy-free tempeh starter, chickpea flour, herbs, unrefined coconut oil), BBQ sauce (mustard powder, garlic powder, smoked paprika, tomato paste, apple cider vinegar, maple syrup), Sauerkraut (cabbage, carrots), Green beans, lemon basil
(LK, WF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 4
(435 Calories, 15g Protein, 33g Carbohydrates, 26g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$15.5
Thai Salmon over Whipped Coconut Sweet Potatoes
Wild-caught salmon filet, thai seasoning, olive oil, raw spinach, Whipped Coconut Sweet Potatoes (sweet potatoes, lime juice, coconut milk, grass-fed whey protein powder, turmeric)
(LK, WF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(752 Calories, 64g Protein, 50g Carbohydrate, 33g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Weight Gain
Alleviation of Nausea
$17.5
Black Chicken Spaghetti (16 oz)
Organic pastured Asian black chicken, spaghetti squash, spinach, roasted tomato sauce (tomatoes, onion, carrots, garlic, cremini mushrooms, dried thyme, fresh basil, olive oil)
(WF, GF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(205 calories, 30g protein, 10g carbohydrate, 3g fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
$13.5
Tempeh Spaghetti (16 oz)
Chickpea Tempeh (chickpeas, vinegar, soy-free tempeh starter, chickpea flour, herbs, unrefined coconut oil), spinach, spaghetti squash, olive oil, mineral salt, roasted tomato sauce (tomatoes, onion, carrots, garlic, cremini mushrooms, dried thyme, fresh basil, olive oil)
(V, DF, GF, WF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(520 Calories, 25g Protein, 35g Carbohydrate, 35g fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
$15
Honey Lime Salmon
Wild-caught salmon, raw unfiltered honey, lime juice, lime zest, mineral salt.

Served over Cilantro Lime Rice (basmati rice, mineral salt, fresh cilantro, fresh lime juice, olive oil, garlic), Glazed mushrooms (mushrooms, mineral salt, grass-fed butter, fresh oregano, chicken stock)
(WF, N, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchanges: 2
(325 Calories, 31g Protein, 30g Carbohydrate, 11g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$15.00
Creamy Vanilla Meal Replacement Shakes (4)
Coconut milk, house made almond butter, grass-fed whey protein powder, raw unfiltered honey, vanilla extract, cinnamon, mineral salt.
(VG, WF, R)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(631 Calories, 37g Protein, 45g Carbohydrate, 46g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Sore Mouth
Weight Gain
$15.00
Chocolate Banana Meal Replacement Shakes (4)
Coconut milk, bananas, house-made almond butter, grass-fed whey protein powder, raw unfiltered honey, raw cacao powder, mineral salt. (VG, WF, R, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(594 Calories, 27g Protein, 51g Carbohydrate, 34g Fat)
Sore Mouth
Weight Gain
$18
Asian Black Chicken Broth (32 oz)
Organic pastured Asian black chicken, carrots, yellow onion, leeks, celery, red potatoes, sweet potatoes, garnet yam, garlic, flat leaf parsley, kombu, galangal root, black peppercorns, whole allspice, juniper berries, bay leaf, apple cider vinegar, sea salt, tumeric
(LK, GF, WF, N, DF)
(120 Calories, 4g Protein, 1g Carbohydrates, 12g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Sore Mouth
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$13.5
BBQ Cod over Mung Bean Mash
Wild caught cod, BBQ sauce (mustard powder, garlic powder, smoked paprika, tomato paste, apple cider vinegar, maple syrup) Sauerkraut (cabbage, carrots, coriander & cumin seeds, mineral salt), Mung Bean Mash (mung beans, onion, garlic, chicken stock, mineral salt)
(WF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(340 Calories, 26g Protein, 26g Carbohydrates, 2g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$15
Bison Spaghetti
Grass-fed organic bison, spiraled zucchini, spinach, roasted tomato sauce (tomatoes, onion, carrots, garlic, cremini mushrooms, dried thyme, fresh basil, olive oil)
(WF, GF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(255 calories, 30g protein, 10g carbohydrate, 6g fat)
Post Treatment
Pre Treatment
$15
Maple Salmon with Lemon Basil Green Beans
Mustard Maple Salmon (wild-caught salmon, grade B pure maple syrup, stone-ground mustard, turmeric, lemon), Lemon Basil Green Beans (farm-fresh green beans, slivered almonds, lemon, basil, olive oil, mineral salt), Sauerkraut (cabbage, carrots, coriander & cumin seeds, mineral salt)
(WF, GF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(415 Calories, 47g Protein, 15g Carbohydrates, 21g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
$15
Maple Cod with Lemon Basil Green Beans
Mustard Maple Cod (wild-caught cod, grade B pure maple syrup, stone-ground mustard, turmeric, lemon), Lemon Basil Green Beans (farm-fresh green beans, slivered almonds, lemon, basil, olive oil, mineral salt), Sauerkraut (cabbage, carrots, coriander & cumin seeds, mineral salt)
(WF, GF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(415 Calories, 47g Protein, 15g Carbohydrates, 21g Fat)
$15
Honey Lime Cod
Wild-caught cod, raw unfiltered honey, lime juice, lime zest, mineral salt.

Served over Cilantro Lime Rice (basmati rice, mineral salt, fresh cilantro, fresh lime juice, olive oil, garlic), Glazed mushrooms (mushrooms, mineral salt, grass-fed butter, fresh oregano, chicken stock)
(WF, N, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchanges: 2
(325 Calories, 31g Protein, 30g Carbohydrate, 11g Fat)
Alleviation of Diarrhea
Post Treatment
Pre Treatment
$13.5
BBQ Salmon over Mung Bean Mash
Wild caught salmon, BBQ sauce (mustard powder, garlic powder, smoked paprika, tomato paste, apple cider vinegar, maple syrup) Sauerkraut (cabbage, carrots, coriander & cumin seeds, mineral salt), Mung Bean Mash (mung beans, onion, garlic, chicken stock, mineral salt)
(WF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(340 Calories, 26g Protein, 26g Carbohydrates, 2g Fat)
Alleviation of Constipation
Post Treatment
Pre Treatment

Snacks

$7.00
Miso Soup
Kombu, bonito flake, mushrooms, wakame, organic non-GMO tofu, organic non-GMO miso, scallions, cilantro
(WF, GF, DF, V, N, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 0.5
(45 Calories, 4g Protein, 6g Carbohydrate, 1g Fat)

Suitable for:
Pre Treatment
Sore Mouth
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$5.50
Cilantro Hummus w/ Vegetable Dip Sticks
Cilantro Hummus (adzuki beans, tahini, olive oil, garlic, lemon, cumin), Seasonal Vegetables (celery, broccoli, bell peppers, etc)
(WF, GF, V, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(296 Calories, 10g Protein, 22g Carbohydrate, 18g Fat)
Suitable for:
Post Treatment
Pre Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
$5.00
Orange Cranberry Mini Muffins (6)
Almond meal, GF oat flour, baking soda & powder, cinnamon, ghee, organic pastured eggs, cranberries, raw unfiltered honey, orange zest, orange juice, coconut palm sugar, pure grade B maple syrup
(GF, DF, VG, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(207 Calories, 8g Protein, 15g Carbohydrate, 14g Fat - for 2 muffins)
Suitable for:
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Sore Mouth
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$5.00
Banana Nut Mini Muffins (6)
Almond meal, coconut flour, mineral salt, baking soda, cinnamon, golden flaxseed meal, pastured eggs, grass-fed whey protein powder, bananas, apple cider vinegar, walnuts, raw unfiltered honey
(WF, VG, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange:1
(225 Calories, 8g Protein, 14g Carbohydrate, 15g Fat- for 2 muffins)
Suitable for:
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Sore Mouth
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$5.50
Baked Sweet Potato
Grass-fed butter, grass-fed whey protein powder, coconut milk, nutmeg, cinnamon
(WF, VG, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(270 Calories, 13g Protein, 29g Carbohydrate, 12g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Sore Mouth
$9
Apple Cinnamon Kuzu Pudding
Kuzu, apple juice, chia seeds, cinnamon. tahini, grass-fed whey protein powder, vanilla extract
(LK, VG, WF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(284 Calories, 14g Protein, 35g Carbohydrate, 9g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Alleviation of Nausea
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$7
Beet Kvass (12 oz)
Filtered water, beets, citrus, ginger, mineral salt
(LK, V, GF, WF, DF, R)
(22 Calories, 0g Protein, 6g Carbohydrate, 0g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Diarrhea
Alleviation of Constipation
$6
Lemon Balm Tea (12 oz)
Filtered water, fresh lemon balm, toasted brown rice, ginger, raw unfiltered honey
(LK, V, GF, WF, DF)
(34 Calories, 0g Protein, 7g Carbohydrate, 0g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
$3.75
Chocolate Chip Cookies (2)
Almond meal, baking soda, mineral salt, cinnamon, unrefined coconut oil, raw unfiltered honey, vanilla extract, semi-sweetened chocolate chips
(WF, N, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1.5
(330 Calories, 7g Protein, 23g Carbohydrate, 24g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
$7
Mung Bean Mash with Mushroom Gravy
Mung Bean Mash (mung beans, onion, garlic, chicken stock, mineral salt), Mushroom Gravy (onion, mushrooms, garlic, vegetable broth, thyme, rosemary, sage, nutritional yeast, tamari, garbanzo bean flour, coconut milk, mineral salt)
(WF, DF, VG, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchanges: 2.5
(Per 1 cup: 220 calories, 14g protein, 38g carbohydrate, 2g fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Sore Mouth
$6.5
Lemon Basil Green Beans
Farm-fresh green beans, slivered almonds, lemon, basil, olive oil, mineral salt
(V, GF, WF, DF, N)
Alleviation of Constipation
Post Treatment
Pre Treatment
$6
Housemade Sauerkraut
Filtered water, cabbage, carrots, green onions, mineral salt, coriander and cumin seed
(WF, GF, DF, V, R)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(50 Calories, 5g Protein, 14g Carbohydrate, 0g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation

Sweets

$6.50
Blueberry Crisp
Blueberries, lemon juice, coconut flour & oil, raw granola (cashews, almonds, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, oat flour, ground flax seeds, dried unsweetened coconut flakes, goji berries, granny smith apples, medjool dates, tahini, fresh lemon juice, unrefined coconut oil, vanilla extract, grade B maple syrup, cinnamon, mineral salt)
(WF, GF, DF, V, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(380 Calories, 9g Protein, 43g Carbohydrate, 24g Fat)

Suitable for:
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Weight Gain
$6.50
Raw Chocolate Mint Bars (2)
Dates, almonds, walnuts, cocoa powder, GF rolled oats, grass-fed whey protein powder, almond milk, mint extract, vanilla extract, mineral salt, dark chocolate chips
(WF, VG, R)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(168 Calories, 5g Protein, 21g Carbohydrate 8g Fat- per mint bar)
Suitable for:
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$9
Blueberry Kuzu Pudding
Unrefined coconut oil, blueberries, basil, blueberry juice, lemon zest, kuzu, chia seeds, grass-fed whey protein powder
(LK, WF, N, VG)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(215 Calories, 11g Protein, 29g Carbohydrate, 5g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$7
Chocolate Mousse
Navy beans, coconut milk, agave, salt, vanilla extract, cinnamon, semi sweet chocolate, unsweetened coconut flakes
(LK, VG, WF, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(370 Calories, 8.5g Protein, 55g Carbohydrate, 16g Fat)
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Sore Mouth
Pre Treatment
$3.75
Oatmeal Cookies (2)
Rolled oats, almond meal, baking soda, mineral salt, cinnamon, unrefined coconut oil, maple syrup, vanilla extract, raisins
(WF, N, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1.5
(280 Calories, 6g Protein, 37g Carbohydrate, 14g Fat)