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V-Vegan, VG-Vegetarian, GF-Gluten Free, WF-Wheat Free, DF-Dairy Free, R-Raw Diet Friendly, N-Neutropenic Diet Friendly,
LK- Low Vitamin K, LC- Low Calcium

Meal ingredients are subject to change based on availability.

Please note that orders placed after 6pm will be available for pickup/delivery in 2 business days.
We currently only deliver to addresses inside Beltway 8.

 

Breakfast

$10.00
Coconut Cereal
Keep this cereal on hand for an energy-boosting breakfast or snack when you're feeling tired from treatment.
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 0.5
(212 Calories, 2g Protein, 25g Carbs, 13g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Post Treatment
$10.00
Coconut Oatmeal & Berries
A softer version of our coconut cereal and a great grain-free alternative to traditional oatmeal.
*Carbohydrate Exchanges: 2
(350 Calories, 3g Protein, 28g Carbohydrate, 27g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Sore Mouth
$7
Yogurt Parfait
Probiotic-rich yogurt topped with our crunchy coconut crumble and strawberries.

Nancy's Organic Whole Milk Yogurt, strawberries, coconut, coconut oil, cinnamon, coconut sugar.
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(327 Calories, 11g Protein, 33g Carbohydrates, 18g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$80
Personalized Meal Plan
Customized one week plan with 3 meals and snacks for each day, all from The Hippo Kitchen menu.

Includes consult and customized meal plan. Does not include meals.
$6.00
Banana Pancakes (4)
GF rolled oats, bananas , unrefined coconut oil, apple cider vinegar, pure grade B maple syrup, pastured eggs, grass-fed whey protein, mineral salt, baking soda, nutmeg, cinnamon, blueberries
(WF, VG, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(364 calories, 14g Protein, 33g Carbohydrate, 15 g Fat)
Suitable for:
Alleviation of Diarrhea
Post Treatment
Pre Treatment
$5.75
Strawberries and Cream Oatmeal
GF rolled oats, coconut milk, cinnamon, vanilla, grade B maple syrup, strawberries, cashew
(V, GF, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(316 Calories, 12g Protein, 34g Carbohydrate, 17g Fat)
Suitable for:
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Sore Mouth
Weight Gain
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$345.00
Jeff Schneider
Weekly Meals

Entrees

$7.75
Soothing Chicken & Rice Bowl
Hearty and soup-like, this soft rice dish is easy on the mouth and soothing to the stomach.

pastured chicken, black chicken broth, basmati rice, dashi, spinach, garlic chives, turmeric, soy-free organic chickpea miso
(WF, GF, DF, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(315 Calories, 34g Protein, 38g Carbohydrate, 2g Fat)

Suitable for:
Sore Mouth
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$6
Grass Fed Beef Marrow Broth (16 oz)
A soothing broth that is alive with nutrients, unlike shelf-stable broths sold in stores. A perfect food for those who are struggling to eat.

Grass-fed cow marrow bone, ghee, carrots, onions, celery, garlic, bay leaf, apple cider vinegar, mineral salt
(LK, GF, WF, N, DF)
(140 Calories, 13g Protein, 2g Carbohydrate, 8g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Sore Mouth
$6
Broccoli Rice Soup (16 oz)
Broccoli, wild rice, onion, olive oil, garlic, celery root, black chicken stock, garlic chives, wakame, black pepper, grass-fed whey protein powder, nutritional yeast
(WF, VG, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(304 Calories, 26g Protein, 38g Carbohydrate, 7g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Diarrhea
Pre Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
$8.5
Crunchy Chicken Salad over Kale
Kale, Chicken Salad (organic pastured chicken, celery, red onion, almonds, parsley, turmeric, honey, miso, olive oil)
(GF, DF, WF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(317 Calories, 31g Protein, 21g Carbohydrate, 14g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
$9.5
Chicken Spaghetti (16 oz)
Two kinds of pasture raised chicken, including highly nutritious Asian Black Chicken, with spaghetti squash for noodles and plenty of veggies.

Organic pastured Asian black chicken, spaghetti squash, spinach, roasted tomato sauce (tomatoes, onion, carrots, garlic, cremini mushrooms, dried thyme, fresh basil, olive oil)
(WF, GF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(205 calories, 30g protein, 10g carbohydrate, 3g fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
$4.00
Creamy Vanilla Shake
Perfect for those looking to get additional fat and calories into their diet to prevent or correct weight loss.

Coconut milk, almond, grass-fed whey protein powder, raw unfiltered honey, vanilla extract, cinnamon, mineral salt.
(VG, WF, R)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(631 Calories, 37g Protein, 45g Carbohydrate, 46g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Sore Mouth
Weight Gain
$4.00
Strawberry Shake
Perfect for those looking to get additional fat and calories into their diet to prevent or correct weight loss.

Coconut milk, strawberry, almond, grass-fed whey protein powder, raw unfiltered honey, vanilla extract, cinnamon, mineral salt.
(VG, WF, R)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(645 Calories, 37g Protein, 45g Carbohydrate, 46g Fat)
Sore Mouth
Weight Gain
$6.50
Asian Black Chicken Broth (16 oz)
A soothing broth that is alive with nutrients, unlike shelf-stable broths sold in stores. A perfect food for those who are struggling to eat. Asian black chickens have long been used for their gut healing properties.

Black Asian Chicken, Free Range Chicken, ghee, carrots, onions, celery, garlic, bay leaf, apple cider vinegar, mineral salt

(LK, GF, WF, N, DF)
(120 Calories, 4g Protein, 1g Carbohydrates, 12g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Sore Mouth
Post Treatment
$12.50
Miso Glazed Salmon with Lemon Basil Green Beans
Miso contains pro bacteria that are beneficial for digestion. This dish is also served with our House Made Sauerkraut for an added probiotic punch.

Wild-caught salmon, ginger, miso, lemon basil, lemon, green beans, mineral salt, Sauerkraut (cabbage, carrots, coriander & cumin seeds, mineral salt)
(WF, GF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(415 Calories, 47g Protein, 15g Carbohydrates, 21g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
$12.50
Omega Rich Mackerel with Roasted Radishes
Mackerel is a firm, buttery fish that is even higher in heart healthy omega 3 fatty acids than salmon.

Mackerel, grass-fed butter, basil, radishes, mineral salt, Sauerkraut (Filtered water, cabbage, carrots, green onions, mineral salt, coriander and cumin seed)
(WF, GF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(415 Calories, 47g Protein, 15g Carbohydrates, 21g Fat)
$6
Chicken Only Broth (16 oz)
A perfect broth for those with garlic or allium allergies. Rich in minerals and collagen, bone broth supports digestive health and bone health.
*Carbohydrate Exchanges: 0
(25 Calories, 4g Protein, 0g Carbohydrates 0g, 1g Fat)
$8.50
Super Foods Salad
Omega-3 rich salad with super food ingredients such as salmon, walnuts, ginger, chia seeds, hemp seeds and sesame.
(GF, WF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1.5
(409 Calories, 20 g Protein, 22 g Carbohydrates, 28 g Fat)

Snacks

$5.00
Creamy Miso Soup
This pureed version of miso soup is very easy to eat and contains probiotics that aid in digestion.

Kombu, bonito flake, mushrooms, wakame, organic non-GMO tofu, organic non-GMO miso, scallions, cilantro
(WF, GF, DF, V, N, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 0.5
(45 Calories, 4g Protein, 6g Carbohydrate, 1g Fat)

Suitable for:
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Sore Mouth
Alleviation of Constipation
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$5.00
Banana Nut Mini Muffins (6)
Almond meal, coconut flour, mineral salt, baking soda, cinnamon, golden flaxseed meal, pastured eggs, grass-fed whey protein powder, bananas, apple cider vinegar, walnuts, raw unfiltered honey
(WF, VG, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange:1
(225 Calories, 8g Protein, 14g Carbohydrate, 15g Fat- for 2 muffins)
Suitable for:
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Sore Mouth
Alleviation of Diarrhea
$4.50
Whipped Sweet Potato
Suitable for sensitive mouths and fortified with high-quality whey for extra protein.

Grass-fed butter, grass-fed whey protein powder, coconut milk, cinnamon
(WF, VG, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 2
(270 Calories, 13g Protein, 29g Carbohydrate, 12g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Sore Mouth
$7
Beet Kvass (12 oz)
Beet Kvass is full of beneficial enzymes and friendly probiotic bacteria that promote healthy gut flora and greater absorption of nutrients from your food.


Filtered water, beets, citrus, ginger, mineral salt
(LK, V, GF, WF, DF, R)
(22 Calories, 0g Protein, 6g Carbohydrate, 0g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Diarrhea
Alleviation of Constipation
$6
Lemon Balm Tea (12 oz)
Lemon Balm is a calming herb that aids in stress relief. Enjoy cold or heat for an extra soothing treat.

Filtered water, fresh lemon balm, toasted brown rice, ginger, raw unfiltered honey
(LK, V, GF, WF, DF)
(34 Calories, 0g Protein, 7g Carbohydrate, 0g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
$7
Parsnip Potatoes with Mushroom Gravy
Mashed potatoes with parsnips for extra creaminess.

Potatoes, parsnips, grass-fed butter, coconut milk, Mushroom Gravy (onion, mushrooms, garlic, vegetable broth, thyme, rosemary, sage, nutritional yeast, tamari, garbanzo bean flour, coconut milk, mineral salt)
(WF, DF, VG, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchanges: 2.5
(Per 1 cup: 220 calories, 14g protein, 38g carbohydrate, 2g fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Sore Mouth
$6.5
Lemon Basil Green Beans
Farm-fresh green beans, slivered almonds, lemon, basil, olive oil, mineral salt
(V, GF, WF, DF, N)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(70 Calories, 4g Protein, 16g Carbohydrates, 1g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
$6
Housemade Sauerkraut
Regularly eating lacto-fermented vegetables like sauerkraut promotes healthy gut flora, and greater absorption of nutrients from your food.

Filtered water, cabbage, carrots, green onions, mineral salt, coriander and cumin seed
(WF, GF, DF, V, R)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1
(50 Calories, 5g Protein, 14g Carbohydrate, 0g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
$6
Parsnip Potatoes
Mashed potatoes with parsnips for extra creaminess.

Potatoes, parsnips, grass-fed butter, coconut milk, salt.
*Carbohydrate Exchanges: 0.25
(60 Calories, 1g Protein, 5g Protein, 4g Carbohydrates)
$6.00
Turmeric Tea
Turmeric is especially known for its benefits to digestion, immune function, liver health and even possible protection from cancer due to its anti-inflammatory properties. Enjoy warm before bed!

Coconut milk, turmeric, raw local honey, cinnamon, ginger
(V, GF, WF, DF)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 0.5
(231 Calories, 2g Protein, 8g Carbohydrates, 23g Fat)
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Weight Gain

Sweets

$6.50
Berry Crisp
mixed berries, lemon juice, coconut flour, grass-fed butter, coconut flake, almond meal, cinnamon

(WF, GF, DF, V, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 3
(380 Calories, 9g Protein, 43g Carbohydrate, 24g Fat)

Suitable for:
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment
Alleviation of Constipation
Weight Gain
$7.75
Oatmeal Cookies (6)
Rolled oats, almond meal, baking soda, mineral salt, cinnamon, unrefined coconut oil, maple syrup, vanilla extract, raisins
(WF, N, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1.5
(For two cookies: 280 Calories, 6g Protein, 37g Carbohydrate, 14g Fat)
$7.75
Chocolate Chip Cookies (6)
Almond meal, baking soda, mineral salt, cinnamon, unrefined coconut oil, raw unfiltered honey, vanilla extract, semi-sweetened chocolate chips
(WF, N, LK)
*Carbohydrate Exchange: 1.5
(For 2 Cookies: 330 Calories, 7g Protein, 23g Carbohydrate, 24g Fat)
Alleviation of Nausea
Pre Treatment
Post Treatment